Deus Ex Machina Hotel - A garden-front hotel with à la carte dining, air-conditioned rooms, and proximity to Eastcliff Beach
Deus Ex Machina Hotel offers accommodation with a garden, free private parking, and a restaurant serving à la carte breakfast options, including vegetarian and vegan choices. The spacious double rooms feature air conditioning, heating, flat-screen TVs, and private bathrooms with showers and free toiletries. Located 600 metres from Eastcliff Beach, the hotel is a 25-minute walk from Bournemouth Central and 5 km from Bournemouth, with Poole Harbour 14 km away. Nearby attractions include Boscombe Beach (0.5 km), Boscombe Chine Gardens (0.5 km), and Bournemouth Pier (3 km). A continental breakfast is available each morning at Deus Ex Machina Hotel.
Pros
The garden and free private parking provide a relaxed atmosphere and convenience.
Rooms include air conditioning, flat-screen TVs, and private bathrooms with showers.
Breakfast offers à la carte, vegetarian, and vegan options.
Proximity to Eastcliff Beach (600 metres) and Boscombe Beach (0.5 km).
Cons
No spa or pool facilities on-site.
Bournemouth city centre is a 25-minute walk away.
“This independent hotel offers a stylish, alternative experience with exceptionally friendly staff who create a welcoming atmosphere. The rooms are well-designed and comfortable, but the restful sleep is a highlight. I particularly appreciated the attention to detail, from the dog-friendly amenities to the excellent breakfast, setting it apart from mainstream options.”
Luke HarrisonEditor-in-Chief at Hotelewam
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The Lodge Of Heavy Leisure offers a variety of rooms including double rooms, family rooms, and suites with breakfast, free cancelations, and special deals
Large Double or Twin Room
2 persons
210 m²
1 King-size bed
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Family Room
2 persons
210 m²
1 King-size bed
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Deluxe Queen Room
2 persons
210 m²
1 King-size bed
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Facilities
The Lodge Of Heavy Leisure offers amenities for your comfortable stay and unforgettable experiences
Facilities: Perfect
9.3/10Review score
General
No smoking on site
Wi-Fi
Parking
Pets allowed
Security
Coffee shop
Fireplace
Smoke detectors
Fire extinguishers
Key access
Services
Welcome drink
Happy hour
Dining
Restaurant
Bar/ Lounge area
Dinner
Children
Cots
Spa & Leisure
Beach access
Room features
Air conditioning
Heating
Bathroom
Free toiletries
Media
Flat-screen TV
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Location
23 Argyll Road, Bournemouth, BH5 1EB,
Explore Bournemouth
Local Highlights
Top Attractions
Activities
Dining
Entertainment
Boscombe Pier
4 minutes' walk
Iconic pier featuring stunning views of the coast, cafes, and a pleasant promenade for leisurely strolls.
Oceanarium
10 minutes' drive
Aquarium showcasing marine life from local waters and beyond; highlights include interactive displays and feeding sessions.
Russell-Cotes Art Gallery & Museum
6 minutes' drive
Victorian art gallery housing international collections, gardens, and a unique architecture; offers regular exhibitions.
Surfing at Boscombe Beach
4 minutes' walk
Popular surfing destination with rental services; ideal for thrill-seekers looking to ride the waves.
Yoga at Boscombe Chine Gardens
5 minutes' walk
Relaxing yoga sessions set amidst nature; perfect for unwinding and enjoying tranquility.
Chicken & Blues
12 minutes' walk
Casual eatery with a focus on Southern-style dishes; famous for its fried chicken and laid-back atmosphere.
Jammin Jerk Hut
12 minutes' walk
Caribbean cuisine served in a relaxed setting; try their jerk chicken or vegetarian options for a flavorful meal.
Bournemouth Pavilion Theatre
6 minutes' drive
Historic venue offering a range of performances, including comedy nights and live music; family-friendly shows often available.
Marvo Mysteries Escape Room Bournemouth
15 minutes' walk
Escape room experience perfect for groups; features immersive themes and challenging puzzles for all ages.
Getting around
City Centre
Bournemouth 33 min · 2.7 km
Airports
Bournemouth (BOH) 15 min · 9.5 km
Southampton (SOU) 80 min · 52.8 km
Train
Pokesdown Railway Station 17 min · 1.4 km
Pokesdown Train Station 17 min · 1.4 km
Bus
Bus stop 6 min · 500 m
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Property information and rules
Check-in
from 15:00-21:00
Check-out
from 08:00-10:00
Internet
Wireless internet is available in the entire hotel for free.
Breakfast
At the hotel The Lodge Of Heavy Leisure guests are invited to a full breakfast served for free.
Pets
Pets are allowed on request.
Number of rooms:
8
Former name
deus ex machina hotel
Reviews and Ratings
Feedback about The Lodge Of Heavy Leisure from previous guests about their experience.
Review score
Based on 176 verified reviews
9.3 /10
Perfect
98 %
Recommend
Breakfast
7.7/10
Cleanliness
9.6/10
Comfort
9.6/10
Facilities
9.3/10
Free WiFi
8.8/10
Location
9.2/10
Staff
9.7/10
Value for money
9.2/10
Pros
Stylish rooms
Comfortable beds
Attentive staff
Cons
Unclear room descriptions
Limited breakfast options
Missing advertised events
Guest reviews
based on 317 reviews
9.2/10
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About The Lodge Of Heavy Leisure
What is the check-in and check-out policy at Deus Ex Machina Hotel?
Check-in is at 15:00 and check-out is by 10:30.
How far is Deus Ex Machina Hotel from Bournemouth Airport?
The hotel is 9 km from Bournemouth Airport.
What dining options are available at Deus Ex Machina Hotel?
Guests can enjoy an on-site restaurant that offers dinner and breakfast with vegetarian options.
Is there a bar available at Deus Ex Machina Hotel?
The hotel features a bar/lounge area for guests to enjoy.
What amenities are provided in the rooms at Deus Ex Machina Hotel?
Rooms include air conditioning, a flat-screen TV, and free WiFi, along with a private bathroom featuring free toiletries.
What wellness facilities are available at Deus Ex Machina Hotel?
Guests can access a sauna and a spa lounge area at the hotel.
What is the distance from Deus Ex Machina Hotel to Boscombe Beach?
The hotel is located 600 meters from Boscombe Beach.
Which restaurants are located near Deus Ex Machina Hotel?
Nearby restaurants include Chaplin's & The Cellar Bar, Efes, The Brew at Boscombe, and The Garden Cafe, all within 1 km.
Is parking available at Deus Ex Machina Hotel?
Free private parking is available on-site without the need for a reservation.
What are the main attractions near Deus Ex Machina Hotel?
Nearby attractions include Russell-Cotes Art Gallery & Museum (3 km) and Sandbanks (12 km).
What type of breakfast is served at Deus Ex Machina Hotel?
Breakfast options include continental, Full English/Irish, and vegetarian selections.